The Last Laugh

A man walks into his friend's house and finds him swatting flies .

“What on earth are you doing?” he asks.

“Because of the hot weather, I am trying to get rid of these pests” says his friend.

“Have you had any success?”

“Yes, I have killed five, three males and two females”.

“My, you must be getting proficient, how can you sex them?”

“No problem, three were on the beer and two were on the phone”.

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